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  • Slap The Bull

    I have a new game for all of those who are bored. It's called "Slap the Bull"

    How to play:

    You choose one of the top general score players and attack them out of the blue, then run like hell and see if the bull can catch you.

    Rules:

    There are no rules... Slap the Bull any time, any where... in a WAR or not in a WAR, solo or tag team, it doesn't matter.

    Goal:

    To cure boredom.



    My first entry:

    Battle for Acharit Hayamim
    Battle for Acharit Hayamim
    (08.07.2011 9:39:29)

    Wyd Stantz from Parain
    vs
    FHRugby from Acharit Hayamim

    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Swordsman............500(-0).... - ................................
    Hoplite..............497(-3).... - ................................
    Sulphur Carabineer...150(-0).... - ................................
    Gyrocopter...........120(-0).... - ................................
    Mortar................36(-0).... - ................................
    Doctor................10(-0).... - ................................
    Cook..................10(-0).... - ................................
    ................................ - Wall...................3(-4)....
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Generals......................-4 - Generals.......................0
    Offensive points...............0 - Defensive points..............10
    Damage Received..............210 - Damage Received...........89,998
    Damage Percent..............100% - Damage Percent................0%
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

    Winners: Wyd Stantz

    Loot: 58,859 28,980 2,159

    The attackers won the battle because they penetrated the wall and because the defenders did not have any units on site to close the breach.
    Wyd Stantz's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (08.07.2011 9:39:29)

    Created using Ikariam CR Converter (v3.16)

    Don't like my post? Then change your mind! - Kenny Powers

    The post was edited 1 time, last by anynamewildo ().

  • This is the best game ever, I'm gonna start building my army/navy again! I can't wait! I wonder who the lucky target is going to be, I also wonder if people will start building troops or dismissing them........things that make you go hmmmmmmm........
  • leave it to Anyname...

    Always creative and breathing life into Epsilon. I don't think any single player since Sinaptic has done so much for this server. Kudos!
  • I tried this on Beta with my 21k account

    the bull got me :pinch:
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    Battle for Donkey Oaty
    (11.07.2011 13:06:52)

    rockytop from Springville
    vs
    Deliverance from Donkey Oaty

    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    ................................ - Slinger................3(-0)....
    Swordsman............277(-0).... - ................................
    Hoplite...............46(-89)... - Hoplite................0(-1)....
    ................................ - Archer.................1(-0)....
    ................................ - Sulphur Carabineer....86(-0)....
    Gyrocopter.............0(-8).... - Gyrocopter...........107(-3)....
    ................................ - Steam Giant............0(-1)....
    Battering ram..........5(-0).... - Battering ram..........2(-0)....
    Catapult..............24(-0).... - ................................
    Spearmen.............969(-97)... - Spearmen..............12(-91)...
    ................................ - Wall...................1(-4)....
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Generals....................-202 - Generals.....................-69
    Damage Received...........10,140 - Damage Received............3,485
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

    Winners: Deliverance

    [color=#EVENTS]211 units from Deliverance are protecting the town of Donkey Oaty.
    rockytop's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (11.07.2011 11:51:52)
    rockytop's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (11.07.2011 12:06:52)
    rockytop's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (11.07.2011 12:21:52)
    rockytop's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (11.07.2011 12:25:01)
    rockytop's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (11.07.2011 12:40:19)
    rockytop's army has fled because they were exhausted from fighting.
    rockytop's army has fled due to a lack of morale.
    rockytop's army has fled due to a lack of morale.
    rockytop's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (11.07.2011 13:06:52)
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    Created using the Ikariam CR Converter [Web Version]
  • :rofl: this is just hilarious! I better decrease my GS lol Yes leave it to Anyname to come up with something this great. Wow you couldn't have picked a better person to attack. :jerry:

    I will watch to see what happens...


    TM
  • I call The MC Express per war, and Totti's in a war as well.

    Who's grabbing the rest? I got big plans for Slap the Bull post-war. :evilgrin:

    1 romkom ANGEL 64,309 Write message
    2 Totti KiN 59,784 Write message
    3 FHRugby 666 52,256 Write message
    4 The MC Express Dump 49,343 Write message
    6 paityport R I P 43,907 Write message
    10 paule0815 40,114 Write message
    11 LizarD ANGEL 35,171 Write message
    12 Lordgemy 34,264 Write message
    13 John Galt FTW 33,746 Write message
    14 basilkov SoRa 33,078 Write message
    [MEH] Beta and Sigma.
    "Bitter experience in war has taught the maxim that the art of war is the art of the logistically feasible."
    - ADM Hyman Rickover, USN
  • R3vilo1138 wrote:

    Wait, so you actually land your troops, attack the first wave, and then what? you just run?


    Do whatever you can. The stronger the slap, the more exciting it is. a Full load of loot is the perfect slap. Then you got to run like Asmadi after creating a failed coalition.

    Apparently Fhrugby has gained about 15k more general score since I slapped him.... either I am in trouble or he is going to take it out on someone else :)

    Don't like my post? Then change your mind! - Kenny Powers
  • So I'm on my way to Slap A Bull and I have to admit, I haven't been this excited since Rosie O'Donnell lost her TV Talk Show! Row Row Row Your Boat, Gently Down The Stream........ :thumbsup:
  • I thought you are supposed to be the one running ... not the bull! lolz... Sounds like you got to sneak up on them kind of like :ninja2:

    By the way, I'm getting reports that certain RIP bulls may have gotten slapped. Good job! We'll see if they see red like :cursing:
  • Sometimes you have to do an extended grab when slapping the bull. When doing this, be sure you have enough time to escape and still remain the winner... well at least dealing more damage than your target.

    PaityPort was apparently protecting his calfs in this town.

    Good thing I was wearing my cup.



    Battle for PAITY K
    Battle for PAITY K
    (14.07.2011 15:13:04)

    Wyd Stantz from Metalcios
    vs
    paityport from PAITY K, PAITY S, PAITY M2, PAITY M1, PAITY SS

    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Swordsman...........1908(-1392). - Swordsman............554(-1632).
    Hoplite..............152(-518).. - Hoplite..............613(-1734).
    Sulphur Carabineer...750(-0).... - Sulphur Carabineer..1675(-0)....
    Gyrocopter...........101(-304).. - Gyrocopter..........1239(-0)....
    Steam Giant..........181(-469).. - Steam Giant.........1310(-0)....
    Balloon-Bombardier.....0(-73)... - Balloon-Bombardier...679(-350)..
    Battering ram.........38(-4).... - ................................
    Mortar................26(-10)... - Mortar...............124(-18)...
    Doctor................30(-0).... - Doctor...............100(-0)....
    Cook..................30(-0).... - Cook.................100(-0)....
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Generals..................-6,814 - Generals..................-6,974
    Offensive points..........17,435 - Defensive points..........17,036
    Damage Received..........340,720 - Damage Received..........348,700
    Damage Percent...............49% - Damage Percent...............50%
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

    Created using Ikariam CR Converter (v3.16)

    Don't like my post? Then change your mind! - Kenny Powers
  • Paityport's attacking me. Without provocation! Apparently, he feels I provoked people into attacking him by putting him on a list. *gasp*

    After seeing Anyname's post, I think I know why. :thumbsup:

    I hereby endorse anyone who attacks Paityport. If you do, you'll win my dying gratitude. That means, when I die, I'll say your name in solemn thanks. :loveU:

    I'd hit him myself, but I got a DUMP to take.

    I'm working on chipping at a 50k Gen. Got him down to 36k for a second...

    Here's my 1-CR contribute (got more in the war thread.)
    Sea battle near Da Kar Ah
    Sea battle near Da Kar Ah
    (14.07.2011 8:11:43)

    Hemlock from Production
    vs
    The MC Express from Da Kar Ah

    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Ram-Ship...............9(-59)... - Ram-Ship...............0(-64)...
    Ballista ship.........69(-0).... - ................................
    ................................ - Mortar Ship...........20(-55)...
    Diving boat...........79(-0).... - ................................
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Generals Lost...............-318 - Generals Lost.............-1,577
    Offensive points...........3,944 - Defensive points.............796
    Damage Received...........15,930 - Damage Received...........78,880
    Damage Percent...............16% - Damage Percent...............83%
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

    Winners: The MC Express

    20 units from The MC Express are defending the port of Da Kar Ah
    Hemlock's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (14.07.2011 7:56:43)
    Hemlock's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (14.07.2011 8:11:43)
    As Hemlock did not have any units left to hold on to the main battle line, the rest of the army has withdrawn.
    Hemlock's army has been called back and have left the battlefield.

    Created using the Ikariam CR Converter (v3.16)
    [MEH] Beta and Sigma.
    "Bitter experience in war has taught the maxim that the art of war is the art of the logistically feasible."
    - ADM Hyman Rickover, USN

    The post was edited 1 time, last by Hemlock ().

  • When i get done with My war on MY... I'll introduce my self to some Bulls! Even tho im in the #1 Alliance :thumbsup:

    Unprovoked wars here we comes! ;( X( :evilgrin: :censored: :ninja: :thumbdown: <---------All those faces seemed fit for that statement
  • Oh Come now....

    Hemlock wrote:

    Paityport's attacking me. Without provocation! Apparently, he feels I provoked people into attacking him by putting him on a list. *gasp*

    After seeing Anyname's post, I think I know why. :thumbsup:


    What did you expect? If you go waving a red cape around in the presence of a bull, what do you think it's going to do?

    I must say that was a pretty good CR. Looks like our boy Paity is holding his own so far. :thumbup:
  • anynamewildo wrote:

    I have a new game for all of those who are bored. It's called "Slap the Bull"

    How to play:

    You choose one of the top general score players and attack them out of the blue, then run like hell and see if the bull can catch you.

    Rules:

    There are no rules... Slap the Bull any time, any where... in a WAR or not in a WAR, solo or tag team, it doesn't matter.

    Goal:

    To cure boredom.



    My first entry:

    Battle for Acharit Hayamim
    Battle for Acharit Hayamim
    (08.07.2011 9:39:29)

    Wyd Stantz from Parain
    vs
    FHRugby from Acharit Hayamim

    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Swordsman............500(-0).... - ................................
    Hoplite..............497(-3).... - ................................
    Sulphur Carabineer...150(-0).... - ................................
    Gyrocopter...........120(-0).... - ................................
    Mortar................36(-0).... - ................................
    Doctor................10(-0).... - ................................
    Cook..................10(-0).... - ................................
    ................................ - Wall...................3(-4)....
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
    Generals......................-4 - Generals.......................0
    Offensive points...............0 - Defensive points..............10
    Damage Received..............210 - Damage Received...........89,998
    Damage Percent..............100% - Damage Percent................0%
    ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

    Winners: Wyd Stantz

    Loot: 58,859 28,980 2,159

    The attackers won the battle because they penetrated the wall and because the defenders did not have any units on site to close the breach.
    Wyd Stantz's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (08.07.2011 9:39:29)

    Created using Ikariam CR Converter (v3.16)


    I think you might have slapping him abit 2 Hard LMAO

    1 FHRugby .... 666 ..... 54,357

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