Illuminati (-MIN-) vs Vendetta (Borg)

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  • Illuminati (-MIN-) vs Vendetta (Borg)

    Illuminati hereby declares war on Borg.




    Terms:
    1. Matt comes on the boards and admits what a total pansy he is that he couldn't even make it through a single fight in our 1v1 without calling in reinforcements (and still lost.). And oh yeah he admits that he's completely clueless about land battles and apologizes to all the actual capable members of his alliance that he's yelled at for using hoplites.
    2. Borg surrenders
    3. 30 days pass
    4. some sort of mutual agreement (lulz)


    This war's winners will be determined by pure damages on the board, if you can't take that then go cry about it to your mom. MIN is uninterested about how you are winning in your fantasy land in your head or your conspiracy theories about how the crs on the boards don't show the full picture cause of the way the moon aligns, or whatever other lame excuse you can come up with.

    youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso


    See you on the battlefield.

    Love, Medoria - General of -MIN-

  • I'm a total pansy and I couldn't even make it through a single
    fight in our 1v1 without calling in reinforcements.
    And oh yeah I admit that I am completely clueless about land battles
    and I apologize to all the actual capable members of my alliance.




    War over. Please close this thread.
  • it is the borglet again...

    Why does 3 of 4 always trying to cause trouble? it is matt who need to apologize to all the borgus members , not you, you are 3 of 4, war continues...(mod, listen to me, not a random borgus number, thank you.)

    on a side note, have a borgus fun, war or not...
    Alpha < > MEOW < > Dynasty
  • I must respectfully disagree with D_N_D, 3 of 4(c), ThreeOfFour, and IIIofIV are registered trademarks and DBAs of Matt, alias Troublemaker, alias Pastor Matt, alias Jesus, and are by both international treaty and convention recognized as legal and binding signatures for the aforementioned apology.

    Further, If it pleases the moderation staff, I would like to officially kiss the staff's posterior, complete with tongue and a little nibble of affection. Your prompt acknowledgement that the terms of war are fulfilled and this thread closed will be appreciated (you do accept mastercard and visa, right?)


    Warned for "Innuendo" since 2010
  • some CRs before a mod does anything to this thread.
    yes, i know they are small but at least they will give us the win on top of the surrender ;)

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    Sea battle near Sopranos
    (22.05.2012 2:45:43)

    that crazy guy from Volcano
    vs
    Scarface from Sopranos

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    Ram-Ship..............72(-0).... - ................................
    ................................ - Fire Ship..............0(-1)....
    Mortar Ship...........42(-0).... - ................................
    Steam Ram.............50(-0).... - ................................
    Rocket Ship...........18(-0).... - ................................
    Paddle Speedboat......60(-0).... - ................................
    Balloon Carrier.......12(-0).... - ................................
    Tender................30(-0).... - ................................
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals Lost..................0 - Generals Lost.................-6
    Offensive points..............15 - Defensive points...............0
    Damage Received................0 - Damage Received..............310
    Damage Percent................0% - Damage Percent..............100%
    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: that crazy guy

    [color=#EVENTS]284 units from that crazy guy are blocking the port entrance to Sopranos
    that crazy guy's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (22.05.2012 2:45:43)
    Scarface's army has been completely destroyed.
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    Sea battle near Vendetta
    (22.05.2012 5:11:23)

    that crazy guy from Margaritaville
    vs
    Scarface from Vendetta, Aki from VCrystal

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    Ram-Ship..............84(-0).... - ................................
    ................................ - Fire Ship..............0(-1)....
    ................................ - Ballista ship..........0(-1)....
    Mortar Ship...........42(-0).... - ................................
    Steam Ram.............70(-0).... - ................................
    Rocket Ship...........15(-0).... - ................................
    Paddle Speedboat......60(-0).... - ................................
    Balloon Carrier.......12(-0).... - ................................
    Tender................30(-0).... - ................................
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals Lost..................0 - Generals Lost................-13
    Offensive points..............32 - Defensive points...............0
    Damage Received................0 - Damage Received..............650
    Damage Percent................0% - Damage Percent..............100%
    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: that crazy guy

    [color=#EVENTS]313 units from that crazy guy are blocking the port entrance to Vendetta
    Scarface's army has been completely destroyed.
    Aki's army has been completely destroyed.
    that crazy guy's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (22.05.2012 5:11:23)
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  • Once again High Lord Moderators, I must protest, it is clearly evident by the time stamps that these battles occurred before the declared war, and are therefore null and void. I'm sure both sides can look into their storied past and find wins, losses, all kinds of CRs that are from before the declared time of hostilities. Why, I have several myself from earlier today, but would not sully my good name and reputation by trying to pass them off as war CRs.

    Much like Japan in WWII, attacking first and declaring later is bad form.


    Warned for "Innuendo" since 2010
  • Zarnoff wrote:

    Once again High Lord Moderators, I must protest, it is clearly evident by the time stamps that these battles occurred before the declared war, and are therefore null and void. I'm sure both sides can look into their storied past and find wins, losses, all kinds of CRs that are from before the declared time of hostilities. Why, I have several myself from earlier today, but would not sully my good name and reputation by trying to pass them off as war CRs.

    Much like Japan in WWII, attacking first and declaring later is bad form.



    you do know the IG time is different from forum time right?
  • that crazy guy wrote:

    Zarnoff wrote:

    Once again High Lord Moderators, I must protest, it is clearly evident by the time stamps that these battles occurred before the declared war, and are therefore null and void. I'm sure both sides can look into their storied past and find wins, losses, all kinds of CRs that are from before the declared time of hostilities. Why, I have several myself from earlier today, but would not sully my good name and reputation by trying to pass them off as war CRs.

    Much like Japan in WWII, attacking first and declaring later is bad form.



    you do know the IG time is different from forum time right?
    You do know the time between declaration and the terms being met were 6 minutes right?


    Warned for "Innuendo" since 2010
  • Zarnoff wrote:

    that crazy guy wrote:

    Zarnoff wrote:

    Once again High Lord Moderators, I must protest, it is clearly evident by the time stamps that these battles occurred before the declared war, and are therefore null and void. I'm sure both sides can look into their storied past and find wins, losses, all kinds of CRs that are from before the declared time of hostilities. Why, I have several myself from earlier today, but would not sully my good name and reputation by trying to pass them off as war CRs.

    Much like Japan in WWII, attacking first and declaring later is bad form.



    you do know the IG time is different from forum time right?
    You do know the time between declaration and the terms being met were 6 minutes right?


    you do know war aint over till a mod closes the thread right?
    and time between declaration and surrender was more like an hour and 5 minutes...not 6 minutes. learn how to count...
  • I guess 1 hour is the same as 6 minutes...???

    Anyways, any battle after 1:22 or so game time should be acceptable. That is the time Medoria sent a message to the alliance announcing the declaration. Which means she would have posted the declaration before that.

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    Sea battle near Remington
    (22.05.2012 1:59:34)

    Hartybos from ۞Valhalla
    vs
    rexxx from FOUR HORSEMEN, Khan from Southern

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    Ram-Ship..............30(-0).... - ................................
    Fire Ship.............41(-1).... - Fire Ship..............0(-4)....
    Diving boat...........15(-0).... - ................................
    Steam Ram.............12(-0).... - Steam Ram..............0(-4)....
    Paddle Speedboat......15(-0).... - ................................
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals Lost.................-6 - Generals Lost...............-120
    Offensive points.............302 - Defensive points..............15
    Damage Received..............310 - Damage Received............6,040
    Damage Percent................4% - Damage Percent...............95%
    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: Hartybos

    113 units from Hartybos are defending the port of Remington
    Khan's army has been completely destroyed.
    rexxx's army has been completely destroyed.

    Created using the Ikariam CR Converter [Web Version]


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    Battle for Remington
    (22.05.2012 6:35:55)

    Hartybos from ۞Valhalla
    vs
    rexxx from FOUR HORSEMEN, Khan from Southern

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    Swordsman............300(-0).... - ................................
    Hoplite..............349(-1).... - Hoplite................0(-21)...
    Sulphur Carabineer....84(-0).... - ................................
    Mortar................30(-0).... - ................................
    ................................ - Wall...................0(-7)....
    ................................ - Spearmen...............0(-52)...
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    Generals Lost.................-1 - Generals Lost................-60
    Offensive points.............151 - Defensive points...............3
    Damage Received...............70 - Damage Received............3,030
    Damage Percent................2% - Damage Percent...............97%
    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: Hartybos

    763 units from Hartybos are protecting the town of Remington.
    Khan's army has been completely destroyed.
    rexxx's army has been completely destroyed.

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    The post was edited 1 time, last by Hartybos ().

  • Record WIN for MIN. Thanks.

    Regardless once the MODs close this war thread we will just make a new one. But seeing as how wars aren't officially over until the mods close it, this war is still on.

    Borg (no offense vendetta) have repeatedly shoved their nose into our business, spent apparently months thinking about, talking about, begging to attack me, have attacked me and other MIN members for no reason - not to mention all the childish trolling-I think you've earned some time at war. If I felt you had a shred of decency / diplomacy I might think otherwise but as far as I can see you attack without regard for your alliance, your ability, diplomacy, etc.


    war on :)

  • Sea battle near six
    Sea battle near six
    (22.05.2012 6:13:45)

    Medoria from Son of a Sailor
    vs
    7 of 8 from six

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    Ram-Ship.............157(-0).... - ................................
    Steam Ram.............80(-0).... - Steam Ram..............0(-20)...
    Mortar Ship...........45(-0).... - Mortar Ship............0(-13)...
    Diving boat...........30(-0).... - ................................
    Paddle Speedboat......45(-0).... - ................................
    Balloon Carrier.......40(-0).... - ................................
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals Lost..................0 - Generals Lost...............-771
    Offensive points...........1,928 - Defensive points...............0
    Damage Received................0 - Damage Received...........38,560
    Damage Percent................0% - Damage Percent..............100%
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    Winners: Medoria

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    Sea battle near Vendetta
    (22.05.2012 6:43:25)

    Eleven from Nine
    vs
    that crazy guy from Mexico

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    ................................ - Ram-Ship.............100(-0)....
    Fire Ship..............0(-50)... - ................................
    ................................ - Catapult Ship.........56(-0)....
    ................................ - Steam Ram.............80(-0)....
    ................................ - Rocket Ship...........15(-0)....
    ................................ - Paddle Speedboat......60(-0)....
    ................................ - Balloon Carrier.......12(-0)....
    ................................ - Tender................40(-0)....
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals Lost...............-310 - Generals Lost..................0
    Offensive points...............0 - Defensive points.............775
    Damage Received...........15,500 - Damage Received................0
    Damage Percent..............100% - Damage Percent................0%
    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: that crazy guy

    [color=#EVENTS]363 war ships are being moved from that crazy guy to Vendetta
    that crazy guy's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (22.05.2012 6:43:25)
    Eleven's army has been completely destroyed.
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    Sea battle near Vendetta
    (22.05.2012 7:29:41)

    Eleven from Ten
    vs
    that crazy guy from Mexico, Margaritaville

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    Ram-Ship.............108(-72)... - Ram-Ship.............124(-36)...
    Fire Ship............215(-185).. - ................................
    Diving boat..........158(-22)... - ................................
    Catapult Ship........350(-0).... - Catapult Ship.........56(-0)....
    ................................ - Mortar Ship...........48(-0)....
    Steam Ram.............20(-0).... - Steam Ram............130(-0)....
    ................................ - Rocket Ship...........36(-0)....
    Paddle Speedboat.......0(-60)... - Paddle Speedboat......90(-0)....
    ................................ - Balloon Carrier.......10(-2)....
    ................................ - Tender................40(-0)....
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals Lost.............-2,335 - Generals Lost...............-236
    Offensive points.............590 - Defensive points...........5,838
    Damage Received..........116,770 - Damage Received...........11,800
    Damage Percent...............90% - Damage Percent................9%
    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: that crazy guy

    [color=#EVENTS]203 war ships are being moved from that crazy guy to Vendetta
    331 war ships are being moved from that crazy guy to Vendetta
    that crazy guy's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (22.05.2012 6:44:41)
    that crazy guy's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (22.05.2012 6:59:41)
    that crazy guy's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (22.05.2012 7:14:41)
    Eleven's army has fled because they were exhausted from fighting.
    that crazy guy's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (22.05.2012 7:20:48)
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  • You declared war on Borg for being Borg? Don't feel like your getting special treatment MIN, Borg has stuck their nose in everyones business at one time or another. The fact that you declared war on them just shows that your looking for some drama.. which I would think would get a bit old after a while.. just sayin.
    But good luck to both sides.. hope there will be more CRs than there will be banter. :)