Greasey vs JaeSunRyoo - the battle of the nubs

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  • Greasey vs JaeSunRyoo - the battle of the nubs

    Hey all. Just figured I'd put this out here, because there's been this rather hilarious and at times frustrating battle that has been going on for a few months between myself and a player called greaseydave. Now, let me tell you what's been going on:

    It all started with piracy. I asked him not to raid me after he started raiding me at rather *crucial* times in earlier piracy rounds, but he didn't listen. If I recall correctly, he told me "to man up" or "it's piracy". Basically, he meant he didn't give a stuff.

    So, the conflict began. After a series of incessant raids, the situation deteriorated into open hostility. Over the course of a few months, we've been going at it, in and out, in and out. So, to commemorate such a hilarious situation, I've made this thread... seeing that Charon is already kinda dead.

    So, without further ado, I will post all greaseydave - related CRs in a separate thread rather than the (already dead) Drunk thread.

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    Battle for False Hope
    (21.10.2016 2:23:48)
    greaseydave from Ovid
    vs
    JaeSunRyoo[Drunk] from False Hope

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    Sulphur Carabineer.....................0(-50) - Sulphur Carabineer.....................70(-0)
    ............................................. - Spearman................................2(-0)
    Swordsman.............................0(-100) - Swordsman.............................120(-0)
    Hoplite................................0(-14) - Hoplite..............................247(-57)
    ............................................. - Battering Ram..........................30(-0)
    Mortar..................................0(-7) - Mortar.................................24(-0)
    ............................................. - Wall....................................3(-4)
    Steam Giant............................0(-63) - .............................................
    Doctor..................................6(-0) - .............................................
    Cook...................................13(-0) - .............................................
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals...............................-947.2 - Generals................................-79.8
    Offensive points........................199.5 - Defence points...........................2368
    Damage Received.........................47360 - Damage Received..........................3990
    Damage Percent............................92% - Damage Percent.............................8%
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: JaeSunRyoo[Drunk]

    Losers: greaseydave

    493 units from JaeSunRyoo[Drunk] are protecting the town of False Hope.

    JaeSunRyoo[Drunk]'s miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (21.10.2016 1:53:48)

    JaeSunRyoo[Drunk]'s miracle 'Colossus' has been activated. (21.10.2016 1:54:22)

    JaeSunRyoo[Drunk]'s miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (21.10.2016 2:08:48)

    JaeSunRyoo[Drunk]'s miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (21.10.2016 2:23:48)

    As greaseydave did not have any units left to hold on to the main battle line, the rest of the army has withdrawn.

    greaseydave's army has been called back and have left the battlefield.



    (Apologies, but some of the stored CRs from before have seem to have disappeared.)


    If it is your word, they shall all die.
  • Again after a long hiatus:

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    Battle for Ovid
    (02.12.2016 5:03:53)
    JaeSunRyoo from False Hope
    vs
    greaseydave from Ovid

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Sulphur Carabineer.....................70(-0) - Sulphur Carabineer.....................0(-30)
    Swordsman..........................1482(-138) - Swordsman...........................670(-210)
    Hoplite.............................1938(-88) - Hoplite................................27(-0)
    ............................................. - Steam Giant.........................352(-117)
    Mortar.................................24(-0) - Mortar.................................0(-36)
    ............................................. - Wall....................................0(-7)
    Gyrocopter............................186(-0) - .............................................
    Balloon-Bombardier....................120(-0) - .............................................
    Battering Ram..........................60(-0) - .............................................
    Cook...................................20(-0) - .............................................
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals...............................-288.8 - Generals..............................-2213.4
    Offensive points.......................5533.5 - Defence points............................722
    Damage Received.........................14440 - Damage Received........................110670
    Damage Percent............................11% - Damage Percent............................89%
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: JaeSunRyoo

    Losers: greaseydave

    3900 units from JaeSunRyoo are maintaining occupation of town Ovid.

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 4:33:53)

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 4:48:53)

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 5:03:53)

    greaseydave's army has fled because they were exhausted from fighting.



    I had around 3-4 reports with the same loot:
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    Battle for Ovid
    (02.12.2016 5:57:28)
    JaeSunRyoo from False Hope
    vs
    greaseydave from Ovid

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hoplite...............................187(-0) - .............................................
    Mortar.................................24(-0) - .............................................
    ............................................. - Wall....................................0(-7)
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals....................................0 - Generals....................................0
    Offensive points............................0 - Defence points..............................0
    Damage Received.............................0 - Damage Received.............................0
    Damage Percent.............................0% - Damage Percent.............................0%
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: JaeSunRyoo

    Losers: greaseydave

    The
    town Ovid has been pillaged by JaeSunRyoo. The following resources have
    been stolen: 20,912 Building material, 9,269 Wine, 10,286 Marble, 4,530
    Sulphur

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 5:57:28)


    I messed up the timing and lost a little bit more than I had wished for. Still shows I'm a noob. :(
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    Battle for Ovid
    (02.12.2016 9:59:04)
    JaeSunRyoo from False Hope
    vs
    greaseydave from Ovid

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Swordsman..........................1518(-138) - Swordsman...........................460(-210)
    Hoplite.............................2042(-83) - Hoplite................................27(-0)
    ............................................. - Steam Giant.........................229(-123)
    ............................................. - Wall....................................0(-7)
    Sulphur Carabineer.....................70(-0) - .............................................
    Gyrocopter.............................80(-0) - .............................................
    Balloon-Bombardier....................120(-0) - .............................................
    Battering Ram..........................24(-0) - .............................................
    Mortar.................................24(-0) - .............................................
    Cook...................................20(-0) - .............................................
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals...............................-281.8 - Generals..............................-1014.6
    Offensive points.......................2536.5 - Defence points..........................704.5
    Damage Received.........................14090 - Damage Received.........................50730
    Damage Percent............................21% - Damage Percent............................79%
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: JaeSunRyoo

    Losers: greaseydave

    The town Ovid has been pillaged by JaeSunRyoo. The following resources have been stolen: 1,428 Building material

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 9:14:04)

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 9:18:53)

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 9:44:04)

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 9:59:04)

    greaseydave's army has fled because they were exhausted from fighting.



    And the final conflict before he v-moded: (I suck with navy)
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    Sea battle near Elsie
    (02.12.2016 12:17:44)
    JaeSunRyoo from Tarentus, Fowler
    vs
    greaseydave from Elsie

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Ram Ship...............................91(-9) - Ram Ship..............................42(-15)
    Fire Ship.............................58(-33) - Fire Ship...............................4(-0)
    Steam Ram.............................116(-0) - Steam Ram............................103(-15)
    Rocket Ship............................15(-0) - Rocket Ship............................89(-6)
    Tender..................................5(-0) - Tender..................................2(-0)
    Paddle Speedboat.......................20(-0) - .............................................
    Balloon Carrier.........................4(-0) - .............................................
    Diving Boat.............................5(-0) - .............................................
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generals...............................-249.6 - Generals.................................-603
    Offensive points.......................1507.5 - Defence points............................624
    Damage Received.........................12480 - Damage Received.........................30150
    Damage Percent............................29% - Damage Percent............................71%
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Winners: JaeSunRyoo

    Losers: greaseydave

    70 units from JaeSunRyoo are blocking the port entrance to Elsie

    37 units from JaeSunRyoo are blocking the port entrance to Elsie

    116 units from JaeSunRyoo are blocking the port entrance to Elsie

    14 units from JaeSunRyoo are blocking the port entrance to Elsie

    77 units from JaeSunRyoo are blocking the port entrance to Elsie

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 11:47:44)

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 11:48:00)

    JaeSunRyoo's miracle 'Hephaistos` Forge' has been activated. (02.12.2016 12:05:26)

    As greaseydave did not have any units left to hold on to the main battle line, the rest of the army has withdrawn.

    greaseydave's army has been called back and have left the battlefield.



    If it is your word, they shall all die.