Satanas here, General of the Syndicate once again with a startling news update: The Syndicate hereby declare war on the alliance LIT.
After 72 years of provocations and thirty years of dodging snowballs man and boy we have finally had enough of the provocations from this alliance.
Terrible neighbours, loud music (bad music).
Rubbish all over the lawn (bad rubbish),
emptying slurry tanks in the sea by Deadlys towns ( really bad rubbish, definately a high cabbage intake somewhere)
Anyway i get sidetracked, so i was in town last night and had a couple of drinks, Khan was there and LOD was giving the evil eye to a couple of neer-do-well kinda guys by the dart board, they always seem to skulk by the dart board for some reason. And we got to thinking you know that maybe we should open a carpentry shop, we all pretty good with our hands, plenty of wood around so we would give it a go.
Reasons for war declaration are as follows:
1. Khan spelt backwards is nahK, and thats just not a word.
2. LIT is a word, but not if you spell it backwards TIL and that just makes us angry
3. Simply why the hell not eh?
4. For some reason they have been touching DLOls walls, grubby fingers, just wrong
5. Um something something darkside
The war would hopefully be scored by Gauntlet but hey lets just kill each other it doesn't really matter who wins does it as long as we clear that rubbish up
The war will start as soon as the gauntlet is accepted or when i finish writing this declaration whichever come first (diplo is in the little girls room so i am typing fast)
The war will end when any of the following terms or occurrences happen :
1. Either side submits in this thread.
2. Either side hits 1 million points in the Gauntlet assuming it is sent and accepted.
3. LIT alliance paint DLOl's walls a lovelly shade of pink and provide me with a beautiful picture of it so i can mock him for a while
4. or shall we say november ends? so 30/11/17 yah?
Best of luck to both sides and lets have some good horrific battles eh?
Oh and if anybody wants some good quality doors or maybe some nice patio furniture hit us up, awesome designs and hard wearing.
Satanas
After 72 years of provocations and thirty years of dodging snowballs man and boy we have finally had enough of the provocations from this alliance.
Terrible neighbours, loud music (bad music).
Rubbish all over the lawn (bad rubbish),
emptying slurry tanks in the sea by Deadlys towns ( really bad rubbish, definately a high cabbage intake somewhere)
Anyway i get sidetracked, so i was in town last night and had a couple of drinks, Khan was there and LOD was giving the evil eye to a couple of neer-do-well kinda guys by the dart board, they always seem to skulk by the dart board for some reason. And we got to thinking you know that maybe we should open a carpentry shop, we all pretty good with our hands, plenty of wood around so we would give it a go.
Reasons for war declaration are as follows:
1. Khan spelt backwards is nahK, and thats just not a word.
2. LIT is a word, but not if you spell it backwards TIL and that just makes us angry
3. Simply why the hell not eh?
4. For some reason they have been touching DLOls walls, grubby fingers, just wrong
5. Um something something darkside
The war would hopefully be scored by Gauntlet but hey lets just kill each other it doesn't really matter who wins does it as long as we clear that rubbish up
The war will start as soon as the gauntlet is accepted or when i finish writing this declaration whichever come first (diplo is in the little girls room so i am typing fast)
The war will end when any of the following terms or occurrences happen :
1. Either side submits in this thread.
2. Either side hits 1 million points in the Gauntlet assuming it is sent and accepted.
3. LIT alliance paint DLOl's walls a lovelly shade of pink and provide me with a beautiful picture of it so i can mock him for a while
4. or shall we say november ends? so 30/11/17 yah?
Best of luck to both sides and lets have some good horrific battles eh?
Oh and if anybody wants some good quality doors or maybe some nice patio furniture hit us up, awesome designs and hard wearing.
Satanas
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